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Post by venez on Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:05 am

alphawolf wrote:Sebabnya? Kena bagi sebab baru valid....

kalau sakit tengkok, bila nak paling (pusing kepala, org utara panggil paling) sakitler tengkok... he3

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alphawolf wrote:Sebabnya? Kena bagi sebab baru valid....

kalau sakit tengkok, bila nak paling (pusing kepala, org utara panggil paling) sakitler tengkok... he3

betul kot nie..nak paling je sakit..paling sakit...
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Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

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Post by venez on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:09 am

alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?

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Post by tenteng on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:28 am

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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?

rmh api la kot... air byk cam mana pun tetap rumah api jugak nama dia..
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Post by venez on Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:47 am

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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?

rmh api la kot... air byk cam mana pun tetap rumah api jugak nama dia..

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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?

rumah tali air...
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Post by venez on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:46 pm

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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?

rumah tali air...

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Post by atreyudevil on Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:32 pm

rumah tengah terbakar kot!

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Post by venez on Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:44 pm

atreyudevil wrote:rumah tengah terbakar kot!

betui2, rumah terbakar le yang pki byk air, huk3

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Post by innocentti on Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:06 pm

venez wrote:
alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?
rumah ven pada bulan puasa..pasal tiap2 pagi subuh dia mandi lama skit..muhahahha Very Happy
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Post by atreyudevil on Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:51 pm

innocentti wrote:
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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?
rumah ven pada bulan puasa..pasal tiap2 pagi subuh dia mandi lama skit..muhahahha Very Happy


muhhahahaha cilako, tersedak milo aku wei Inno!!!

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Post by venez on Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:42 am

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alphawolf wrote:Heheh..memang betul..... Laughing

ok, soklan dari kawe, umah apa yang paling byk pki air?
rumah ven pada bulan puasa..pasal tiap2 pagi subuh dia mandi lama skit..muhahahha Very Happy

muhahaha, suka2 hati hang jerk...

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Post by marc_zman on Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:52 am

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atreyudevil wrote:rumah tengah terbakar kot!

betui2, rumah terbakar le yang pki byk air, huk3

errr.. tapi kalu itu rumah sudah sembah bumi buat ape mau guna air lagik.???

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Post by dewafrost on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:06 am

dlm banyak2 bank, bank apa yg tak lurus.....
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Post by venez on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:23 am

dewafrost wrote:dlm banyak2 bank, bank apa yg tak lurus.....

bangkok bank (sebab dia bengkok)

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Post by marc_zman on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:39 am

wa ata satu masaelah..
enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.???

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Post by venez on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:47 am

marc_zman wrote:wa ata satu masaelah..
enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.???

erkkk, susah gak nih... daun terup kot...

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Post by marc_zman on Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:57 am

erkkk, susah gak nih... daun terup kot...

mari mari mari tikam.!!! mari mari mari.. kita lihat sapa yang kenaaa.!!!

adey.. apa lak daun terup.??? heheheheee

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Post by innocentti on Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:02 am

aku pun nak bagi soalan la..dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk?
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ayam belanda...... har har
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Post by marc_zman on Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:50 am

wa ata satu masaelah..
enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.???


bro DF.. bleh settlekan x masaelah ni..

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pebende tuuuuuu
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Post by tenteng on Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:00 am

marc_zman wrote:wa ata satu masaelah..
enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.???

x tau ler...

tp saya ada jugak nak menyelit nie..

benda pe... time jalan tu hijo dia x jalan... bila jalan tu bertuko merah..baru la dia jalan x berenti2 sampai jumpa 1 perhentian?
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ubat nyamuk fumakila daaaahhh
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1. benda pe... time jalan tu hijo dia x jalan... bila jalan tu bertuko merah..baru la dia jalan x berenti2 sampai jumpa 1 perhentian? - by tenteng

2. dalam banyak2 binatang..binatang apa bertelur di tengkuk? - by inno
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3. ada satu masaelah.. enam dia sempit.. tujuh masih sempit.. tambah satu dia tarak sempit.. apsal.? - by mz
- daun terup kata ven.. salah tu tuan..

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