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Post by atreyudevil on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:04 pm

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by syafiqhan on Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:14 pm

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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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Post by mumuchi on Tue May 21, 2013 5:34 am

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bos da start merapu, anak buah nk join gak heheh~
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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by pcboss on Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:52 pm

what NATO designation for our SU-30MKM...
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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by mumuchi on Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:27 pm

Cess hahaha!

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by Faceman on Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:20 pm

kenyataan ler tu lol!

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:42 pm

trolling at its best......

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by atreyudevil on Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:39 pm

bahayo tu

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Post by syafiqhan on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:34 pm

bkn troll dah tue~

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:45 pm

syafiqhan wrote:bkn troll dah tue~

hahaha....

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by syafiqhan on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:49 pm


heheheheh

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:06 pm

petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by Akmal3110 on Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:29 pm

Hahahahaha

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by syafiqhan on Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:17 pm

masak kari ek...hermm...kari ikan? kambing? ayam? hahahaha 

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by harleena on Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:10 pm

Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

Luahan beliau telah menyebabkan beliau menerima satu tendangan tepat kat mukanya daripada rakannya dan berkata:

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by bijan on Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:10 pm

harleena wrote:Rintihan seorang individu yang ingin berubah:

"Sejak saya bertudung, ayah saya kerap menampar saya... mak saya asyik menangis... saudara mara saya menjauhkan diri dari saya...rakan2 saya asyik persendakan saya...
salah ke apa yang saya buat? Salah ke saya berubah...?"

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"Kau tu jantan la bodoh!!!!!"


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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by bijan on Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:17 pm

azim09 wrote:
petikan ' novel ' tersebut......ngehehe


"Amirul, kamu dengar nasihat pakcik ni. Perempuan ni kena belai elok-elok, jaga elok-elok. Diorang ni lemah tapi manja. Kaum yang mahukan perhatian. Jadi kamu layanlah makwe ke, bini kamu ke, elok-elok. Nescaya engkaulah lelaki yang akan beruntung nanti."

"Ye pakcik. Ye pakcik."

"Satu lagi. Kamu tahu gambir sarawak?"

"Tahu pakcik."

"Hah. Guna untuk apa kalau kamu tahu?"

"Masak kari?"

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Mana Tiz Zakiah ?.

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:27 pm

pi tekan link kat bawah tu...ade kot..hehehe

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by bijan on Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:29 pm

Moley troll ... muahahaha

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:18 pm

oh..pasal tu la die tak balik raye

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Re: Lawak MyMil

Post by azim09 on Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:16 am

dia dapat balik raya...anda pulak bagaimana ?

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